its_game_time: (Lloyd; lol wat)
I just started RE0 (so my commitment to replaying the whole series is OFFICIAL), and as I watched Billy's intro, I suddenly connected the dots and made a startlingly delayed realization concerning the men in this series.

Resident Evil 0

Rebecca: OMG YOU'RE THAT WANTED FELON
Billy: So, you seem to know me. Been... fantasizin' about me?

Resident Evil 3

Jill: Hey, dude I don't know--
Carlos: YOU WANNA ASK ME OUT, RITE. ALL THE FOXY LADIES DO~
Jill: WTF

Resident Evil 4

Leon: Let's board up this house against the looming onslaught of angry villagers!
Ashley: Okay!
Luis: AW, COOL, SHE'S GOT BOOBS!
Ashley: >B|

-A few hours later-

Leon: SORRY, ASHLEY, BUT I MUST REJECT YOUR ADVANCES
Hunnigan: o hai Leon good to see you're alive--
Leon: OH HEY BABY YOU LOOK SEXY WITHOUT DEM GLASSES
Hunnigan: ...

Resident Evil 5

Jill: Who're you?
Josh: I'm Josh Stone and-- HOLY CRAP YOU'RE JILL VALENTINE HEY BEAUTIFUL LET'S GO ON A CHOPPER RIDE TOGETHER 8DDD

-10 minutes later-

Josh: HEY DOUG I PICKED ME UP A LADY FRIEND
Doug: Is she cute??
Josh: HEY WATCH IT MAN THIS IS THE JILL VALENTINE, TYVM
Doug: HOLY CRAP HEY MISS VALENTINE 'SUP SEXY DON'T WORRY I WILL COME SAVE YOU AND LET YOU MEET A REAL MAN K
Jill: .............../polite-ish laugh

-10 minutes later-

Doug: ARE YOU STILL WAITING? I'M ON MY WAY, YOU BEAUTIFUL THING~
Jill: ...

-5 minutes later-

Doug: I'M STILL COMING, CUTIE ♥~~~!
Jill: /IGNORES

Resident Evil: Revelations

Chris: GOSH DARN IT VIRUS LEAK
Jill: WE HAVE TO STOP IT FROM SPREADING!
Parker: Oh, hey, Chris, you take Jill and I'll take Jessica -- we can do some friendly partner swapping~ /NUDGE NUDGE ;D
Jill: /sidelong look
Jessica: D8
Chris: /either TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS or TOTALLY IGNORING


Realization: the men in this series pick the absolute worst times for flirting and/or thinking about Things Like That -- e.g., they do it RIGHT AWAY or they do it at the most inopportune moments.

...Except for Chris, who... doesn't flirt. PRIORITIES, MAN. HE HAS THEM.
its_game_time: (Lloyd; lol wat)
So, uh. I think I just had a dream that actually continued from that weird Matrix/Batman/Final Fantasy dream mix thing from a little bit ago. 8|a

In this one, I'm actually all Matrix'd up in the long black coat and sunglasses gear, lmao, and infiltrating the storehouse of this black market weapons dealer. A little ways in, some guards spot me and a brief chase scene ensues, and I escape because I've got someone on my cell phone who's giving me instructions and directions (idk who, maybe it was Alory or Tao??).

Skip to later, and for some reason I actually have a meeting with the weapons dealer -- who turns out to be my grandma.

...

Yeah, I have no freaking idea, either.

Turns out she's been trying to get ahold of me for a while and I've been avoiding her. Fully aware that I'm Neo The One, she asks how I escaped her guards the last time, and since I don't want to tell her about my phone buddy, I just respond, "...I'm a little special." She asks how I'm special, and I decide not to mention that I can see the Matrix coding; instead, I tell her, "I can move faster than most people. That's how I was able to dodge bullets."

And that's all I remember.

idek what to think of you, subconscious mind.
its_game_time: (Saccharine BS? DNW.)
So I finally got around to reading the infamous script for George Romero's version of the Resident Evil movie, and naturally I had to log my reactions as I was reading it.

MY MIND IS BLOWN )

Still, it was an honor just to read the script. You da man, George Romero, you da man. As if there was ever any doubt.



I want this movie to be made like burning. ;^;

PFFF IDEK

May. 13th, 2012 07:21 pm
its_game_time: (Lloyd; lol wat)
This was easily one of the best (though weirdest) dreams I've ever had.

It starts off with the Scarecrow from Batman, who's managed to sneak his fear toxin into a huge batch of bottled drinks at a factory. Turns out he's working with Kefka Palazzo, who's just taken to spraying people directly in the face with the toxin by showing up at birthday parties, where the people let him in because they assume he's the clown that's coming to perform (except he's also dressed in Claus Lester's clothes?).

Somehow, I find out about the plan and try to stop it, but they kidnap me and toss me in the back of their car. While in the backseat, I overhear them saying that the cure for the toxin is a chemical found in chapstick and lemons. yeah idek I somehow manage to get free and end up on a college campus, so I decide that I'll hack into the college's network, get every student and teacher email address, and send out a mass email telling everyone how to protect themselves against the toxin. BUT hacking is too difficult, so two friends of mine come in to help (I can't remember who; one male, one female). The first stage of the hack requires the user to draw these complicated symbols, which Female Friend handles, and in the second, you have to play a level of this side-scrolling Legend of Zelda game as Zelda, which Male Friend does.

CHANGE OF SCENERY -- [livejournal.com profile] alory_shannon and [livejournal.com profile] tao_empress are out having lunch together somewhere and discussing The Hunger Games when Alory's cell goes off, saying it just received my mass email. They read it and realize the threat and word gets around, so everyone starts buying chapstick and lemonade. As Tao thinks it all over, she comes to the conclusion that this fear toxin incident has revealed that the Matrix conspiracy is true, that I'm apparently Neo, and that I have to save the world -- and then she posts about it in her LJ.

Switch scenery again, and it's me thinking to myself, "DON'T WORRY, GUYS -- I WILL FIND YOU BOTH AND UNPLUG YOU FROM THE MATRIX AND WE WILL JOIN THE REBELLION TOGETHER! >8|"

FIN.

...I srsly don't even know wtf my subconscious is thinking sometimes. ALL THE SAME, I THOUGHT IT WAS AWESOME -- AND HECK YEAH THE THREE OF US WOULD BE AMAZING IN THE MATRIX, Y/N? X'DD For my training programs, just install Naruto, Resident Evil, The Karate Kid, and The Lord of the Rings in my head and I'm good to go.

so much wtf

May. 8th, 2012 07:33 pm
its_game_time: (........Oh dear GOD.)
I've seen some bad Microsoft Word fail in my time, but this is one of the most retarded. Of course, my computer system is approaching ancient, so maybe the newer editions of Word have fixed the grammar/spelling "correction" fail.

RE: Revelations spoilers within )

Speaking of fail, I picked up the S.D. Perry Nemesis novel at the library just for giggles; and I totally wtf'd at Jill purposely wearing her RE3 clothes because they were "easier to move in." Excusemewhat -- there is nothing free or easy about running around and fighting in a tube top and/or skirt, of all things. Even her boots were dressy/heeled ones, not military style. ORZ.

I'd understand if a man made this mistake, but come on, Perry! Get your crap together. :|

So while the book started out as snicker-worthy, by the time I got to the end where Nicholai was actually about to rape Jill, I'd gone from patronizing chuckles to



because... what. APPARENTLY HAVING ONE CANON RAPIST ISN'T ENOUGH, SO PERRY FINDS IT NECESSARY TO ADD MORE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE? wth. 8|a

OVERALL... yeah, did not like. No gold stars for you, Perry.
its_game_time: (Oh God the spawn fail.)
The poorly-parented, bad-mannered kids these days need to realize that calling someone ugly over XBox LIVE earns them nothing in the Witty Insult Department.

-50 Creativity
-75 Originality
-200 Logic
+500 Fail

All for the fact that he flies off the handle, drops F-bombs in the in-game chat, and sends me "insulting" and foul-mouthed PMs all because I shot and killed him in a game in which you shoot and kill people.

lmao idek. All in all, it only gave me smug sense of superiority in addition to having humiliated him in the Final Killcam. B] EPIC TACTICAL INSERTION FAIL, WAT

I swear, if I ever caught a kid of mine talking half as badly as some of these little boys do on LIVE, I'd smack him in the face and take his XBox away until he was 18. 'B|
its_game_time: (Dorky!Peter is love.)
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: Spokeo.com. Officially the creepiest site ever. :| It uses Google Earth and pretty much any and every source of public information to gather info on anyone and everyone; you can search by a person's name and state and pretty much come up with everything about them -- job, income, house, a friggin' picture of said house, family members, phone number, etc. :|;;; Creeeeeepy. You can go in and take yourself out of the system, which my mom did for all of us, so if you'd like to do the same, go check it out. Again, very creepy.

Secondly: ZOMG BARRY WAS CONFIRMED FOR MERCS 3D. \o/ THE S.T.A.R.S. FAMILY IS OFFICIALLY ALL HERE the important ones, anyway AND THIS IS NOW THE BEST ROSTER EVER, consisting thus far of Chris, Claire, Jill, Wesker, Krauser, HUNK, Rebecca, and Barry, for those not keeping up. If they add anyone else, it's just icing on the cake. I am so, so happy with this lineup. ♥ And come oooon, Capcom. After all the goofy fanservice you gave us in Mercs Reunion, there MUST BE A THROWBACK LINE BETWEEN BARRY AND JILL, FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE. PLEAAAAAASE. EVEN JUST A FLEETING MENTION OF A SANDWICH WOULD KILL ME DEAD.

But oh, Goooood, the Garrador's back. ._______.;;; As if good old Dr. Salvador wasn't enough of a heart attack. Lovely. I'll just hide out on roofs and play sniper in the RE4 village, then. And never without a partner. :|

Can't. Freakin'. Wait.

Bayonetta continues to kill me with its terribly lame and try-too-hard action scenes. But I'm laughing, at least. AND I C U, YURI LOWENTHAL <3333 I'm still loving all the Capcom references and FFFFFF the Resident Evil/Devil May Cry/Viewtiful Joe/Okami all-in-one throwback was hilarious. X'DD VERY CLEVER, GUYS.

Watched the Iron Man movies for the first time. Yeah, it took me that long. I am fail. I ONLY GOT INTO IRON MAN ABOUT A YEAR AGO, OKAY, IF EVEN THAT LONG THAT ASIDE, I loved them. The fight scenes were delightful, and they didn't rely solely on CGI for everything; it was a good blend of that and actual costumes and such, so yes. Very awesome. I haven't gotten around to seeing Thor yet, but I waaaaaant. o/

I've slipped into Summer Reading Mode, courtesy of my local library, so I'll probably do a book tally on here at the end of the summer and list everything I read.

Day 11 - Gaming system of choice. )
its_game_time: (Default)
From Graham Stark of Escapist News Network:

W.S. Anderson, director of the Resident Evil movies - and the guy that somehow convinced Milla Jovovich to marry him - said 'to make a movie based on a game without having played the game is disrespectful to both the creators and the players.' ..Wait, does this mean he's actually PLAYED Resident Evil? ...I think that makes it even WORSE if possible.


...IIIIIII don't even know what to think of that possibility. :| And then, my sisters after they read it:

Ash: "...You know, if he HAS played any of the games, that just makes it so much worse. Because rather than screwing up the characters because he didn't know them, instead, it's that he DID know them--he just didn't care."
Me: "...Ouch. :\ This is true."
Ash: "He would have KNOWN Jill was strong and independent, but then still made her like that."
Me: .../SKEPTICFAIS
Day: "He's like... a bad fanfiction writer."
Me: "In that he doesn't know what the frik he's doing?"
Day: "No, in that he KNOWS how they should be, but he COMPLETELY THROWS AWAY THEIR PERSONALITIES for his own enjoyment."
Me: "...In order to favor his Mary-Sue!"
Day: "Exactly!"

Ahaha there's no way I'm believing the guy actually played any of the games, but if he has, then congratulations, Anderson, you've lost even more of my nonexistent respect. And I was sure that wasn't possible.

I saw that the Prince of Persia movie was on Netflix and I'm partially tempted to watch it so I can fully tear it apart, too, but... 8\ IDK. As my favorite game series, I'm not sure I wanna have the impression of that crap. Plus, ever since it hit theaters, Mom's made it clear she's convinced that I SEEKRITLY LIKE IT and want to see it, and thought the whole time it was out that I'd give in and go see it. B| Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah. No. But she also thought I SEEKRITLY LIKED AFTERLIFE, which. Please, Mom. Have you not come to know me at all in the last twenty-two years? Wut.
its_game_time: (Lloyd; lol wat)
Delayed, but RE: Naruto 500: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. ;^; S-SOMUCHCUTEICAN'THANDLEIT *KEYBOARD SMASHES*

Weird dreams update. Random Resident Evil, and the best Assassin's Creed conflict EVER. )

Now that THAT crack is out of my system--

Lately, my sisters have been set on trying to write, and they want to start with fanfiction. They keep asking me if I have any ideas, and how I get ideas myself, and really, I... kind of fail in that regard. I told them that I get inspiration from all over the place; either from scenes omitted in canon, from What Could Have Been possibilities, or sometimes just out of nowhere. FFFFFFF if anyone has better advice to give, I'd dig it. They've only said that they don't want to write action just yet, and would prefer to try their hand at a video game 'verse first, as they're less complicated in terms of character development than, say, anime/manga.

Also, Day has both thrilled and terrified me by threatening to saying she's thinking of dropping Lisa Trevor in my musebox to terrify me Jill. And adds that she's gonna wait until I forget that she ever mentioned it before doing so, thus catching me off guard and scarring me even further.

THEY TAKE AFTER ME SO WELL. ♥ I might have to make a random post for Jill there, now, just so she can jump me a year from now and scare the crap out of me.
its_game_time: (Neliel; 8DDD)
EEEEEEE RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS TRAILER OMFG. OMFG.

NATURALLY, sisters and I watched this thing a dozen times, put it in slow-mo, print-screen'd and lightened up dark pictures, etc., and HERE ARE MY RANTY THOUGHTS:

That. Was seriously one. Big. Mindfuck. )

...Also, am I wrong for thinking that Chris's MOCKITY-MOCK-MOCK, JILL tone was pretty hot awesome? /shot

......../brb, already finding a Best Buy to camp outside of next February 8| 8| 8|

I-IDEK.

Jun. 21st, 2010 10:51 pm
its_game_time: (Lloyd; lol wat)
My desire to abuse and mortify my muses has hit an all-time low.

Yes, there is already an excerpt from Dissideo and it just began FRIDAY. )

...I think it's hit the point of being unhealthy.

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