its_game_time: (Lloyd; lol wat)
I just started RE0 (so my commitment to replaying the whole series is OFFICIAL), and as I watched Billy's intro, I suddenly connected the dots and made a startlingly delayed realization concerning the men in this series.

Resident Evil 0

Rebecca: OMG YOU'RE THAT WANTED FELON
Billy: So, you seem to know me. Been... fantasizin' about me?

Resident Evil 3

Jill: Hey, dude I don't know--
Carlos: YOU WANNA ASK ME OUT, RITE. ALL THE FOXY LADIES DO~
Jill: WTF

Resident Evil 4

Leon: Let's board up this house against the looming onslaught of angry villagers!
Ashley: Okay!
Luis: AW, COOL, SHE'S GOT BOOBS!
Ashley: >B|

-A few hours later-

Leon: SORRY, ASHLEY, BUT I MUST REJECT YOUR ADVANCES
Hunnigan: o hai Leon good to see you're alive--
Leon: OH HEY BABY YOU LOOK SEXY WITHOUT DEM GLASSES
Hunnigan: ...

Resident Evil 5

Jill: Who're you?
Josh: I'm Josh Stone and-- HOLY CRAP YOU'RE JILL VALENTINE HEY BEAUTIFUL LET'S GO ON A CHOPPER RIDE TOGETHER 8DDD

-10 minutes later-

Josh: HEY DOUG I PICKED ME UP A LADY FRIEND
Doug: Is she cute??
Josh: HEY WATCH IT MAN THIS IS THE JILL VALENTINE, TYVM
Doug: HOLY CRAP HEY MISS VALENTINE 'SUP SEXY DON'T WORRY I WILL COME SAVE YOU AND LET YOU MEET A REAL MAN K
Jill: .............../polite-ish laugh

-10 minutes later-

Doug: ARE YOU STILL WAITING? I'M ON MY WAY, YOU BEAUTIFUL THING~
Jill: ...

-5 minutes later-

Doug: I'M STILL COMING, CUTIE ♥~~~!
Jill: /IGNORES

Resident Evil: Revelations

Chris: GOSH DARN IT VIRUS LEAK
Jill: WE HAVE TO STOP IT FROM SPREADING!
Parker: Oh, hey, Chris, you take Jill and I'll take Jessica -- we can do some friendly partner swapping~ /NUDGE NUDGE ;D
Jill: /sidelong look
Jessica: D8
Chris: /either TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS or TOTALLY IGNORING


Realization: the men in this series pick the absolute worst times for flirting and/or thinking about Things Like That -- e.g., they do it RIGHT AWAY or they do it at the most inopportune moments.

...Except for Chris, who... doesn't flirt. PRIORITIES, MAN. HE HAS THEM.
its_game_time: (Dorky!Peter is love.)
Just finished Spider-Man: Edge of Time!

In short... )

And SPEAKING of Spidey, I finally got around to watching some episodes of the new Spider-Man cartoon on Disney, Ultimate Spider-Man.

...

......

...Well... it's not... bad, but... it... definitely needs some work. Like, a ton of work. 8|

It doesn't help that the last Spidey show I watched was Spectacular Spider-Man, which was easily the best Marvel cartoon (if not THE best cartoon, period) that I've ever seen -- so living up to its reputation would be difficult for any show, but Disney... well. It dropped the ball on this one.

WHY, DISNEY. WHY. )

And thus, the recent announcement of a new Avengers cartoon, also by Disney -- which will undoubtedly result in the cancellation of Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, the second best Marvel cartoon ever -- has broken what bit of my heart that the loss of Spectacular Spidey didn't. 8'((( I DON'T EVEN WATCH THAT MUCH TV, DISNEY, SO WHY MUST YOU TAKE AWAY THE FEW THINGS THAT I ENJOY?? >|

On a separate note, I just started my free trial at Gamefly. First up, Assassin's Creed: Revelations, finally. I'm half-considering renting Operation Raccoon City again towards the end of the trial, just so I can get some more achievements and at least see all the cutscenes (since they are pretty, even if Nicholai and Jill and Carlos look rather... eh.), buuuut idk yet. I got so frustrated with that game at times that I'm not sure it's worth it when I could rent something new instead; not to mention I'm irked that I keep seeing more and more DLC for it, making it come off as One Of Those Games that purposely puts very little content in the actual game just to force players to buy more of it.

IDK, but aside from AC, I'm hoping to get my hands on Fatal Frame (ffff WISH ME LUCK GUYS IT WILL PROBABLY GIVE ME NIGHTMARES WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF) and Portal 2. Uhhhh what else... probably some multiplayer games for me and my sisters to co-op, maybe Mario Tennis Open, and OH some dance games for the Wii, since my self-esteem knows no injury and I am totally cool with dancing around like an idiot. Maybe I'll finally give Mass Effect a try, even.
its_game_time: (Lloyd; lol wat)
So, uh. I think I just had a dream that actually continued from that weird Matrix/Batman/Final Fantasy dream mix thing from a little bit ago. 8|a

In this one, I'm actually all Matrix'd up in the long black coat and sunglasses gear, lmao, and infiltrating the storehouse of this black market weapons dealer. A little ways in, some guards spot me and a brief chase scene ensues, and I escape because I've got someone on my cell phone who's giving me instructions and directions (idk who, maybe it was Alory or Tao??).

Skip to later, and for some reason I actually have a meeting with the weapons dealer -- who turns out to be my grandma.

...

Yeah, I have no freaking idea, either.

Turns out she's been trying to get ahold of me for a while and I've been avoiding her. Fully aware that I'm Neo The One, she asks how I escaped her guards the last time, and since I don't want to tell her about my phone buddy, I just respond, "...I'm a little special." She asks how I'm special, and I decide not to mention that I can see the Matrix coding; instead, I tell her, "I can move faster than most people. That's how I was able to dodge bullets."

And that's all I remember.

idek what to think of you, subconscious mind.

so much wtf

May. 8th, 2012 07:33 pm
its_game_time: (........Oh dear GOD.)
I've seen some bad Microsoft Word fail in my time, but this is one of the most retarded. Of course, my computer system is approaching ancient, so maybe the newer editions of Word have fixed the grammar/spelling "correction" fail.

RE: Revelations spoilers within )

Speaking of fail, I picked up the S.D. Perry Nemesis novel at the library just for giggles; and I totally wtf'd at Jill purposely wearing her RE3 clothes because they were "easier to move in." Excusemewhat -- there is nothing free or easy about running around and fighting in a tube top and/or skirt, of all things. Even her boots were dressy/heeled ones, not military style. ORZ.

I'd understand if a man made this mistake, but come on, Perry! Get your crap together. :|

So while the book started out as snicker-worthy, by the time I got to the end where Nicholai was actually about to rape Jill, I'd gone from patronizing chuckles to



because... what. APPARENTLY HAVING ONE CANON RAPIST ISN'T ENOUGH, SO PERRY FINDS IT NECESSARY TO ADD MORE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE? wth. 8|a

OVERALL... yeah, did not like. No gold stars for you, Perry.
its_game_time: (wtf is this BS.)
It has recently and abruptly come to my attention: I have yet to see a video game in which a woman wearing heels walks properly.

Men are so clueless.
its_game_time: (ShadowSonic; pwned)
AW YEAH saw Captain America the other day, so you know what that means.

RANTY REVIEW TIEM

Spoilerrrs + an irrelevant rant )

ALSO, I am working on those meme requests; I've just been sidetracked with reading The Dresden Files, and when I'm not doing that, I've taken up playing Phoenix Wright and OH MY GOD I have wanted to punch few characters in the face as vehemently as I wanted to punch Edgeworth YOU CONDESCENDING LITTLE SNAKE. >| AUGH. It does not help that I tend to take everything in life personally.

Anyway, yes, I'm working on the requests, but I've also set myself back with the crippling fact that my definition of "snippet" can apparently mean 1200+ words. B|;;; I don't even.
its_game_time: (Wesker; GTFO)
LJ, you are so many degrees of Epic Fail right now. Now is when I wish I could quit you.
its_game_time: (Wesker; GTFO)
I really, REALLY hate when people give you "advice" on Mercenaries in RE5. B| I was playing last night with some guy and we got a really good score -- 506K or so -- and he PMs me afterward going "Good work, but to get REALLY good scores, you need lots of extra time. Use a melee to get +5 seconds."

......Uh.

UH.

YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT MELEE-ING GIVES YOU 5 EXTRA SECONDS? I HAVE HAD THIS GAME SINCE ITS RELEASE. And pfffffff please, I was melee-ing ALL. THE TIME. IN THAT MATCH, STFU I LOVE MELEE ATTACKS. I'M SORRY IF WESKER'S GUN SHOOTS OFF HEADS JUST AS OFTEN AS IT MAKES THEM STUMBLE SO I CAN DO A COBRA STRIKE.

Plus, we got a 150 combo. That is a two man job. You didn't do that by yourself, so I'm obviously competent.

Augh. This is the second or third time someone's done that. It's not that I'm so full of myself -- I know I'm not the best player out there. But that just strikes me as arrogant as heck to go around dishing out ADVICE like that.

And the icing? He had an icon from Afterlife.

A fan of the movies was trying to tell me how to play the game.

B| Douche.
its_game_time: (Wesker; GTFO)
In my opinion, writing -- let alone releasing -- an anti-troops song painting the men and women in service as monsters should get a person beheaded.

It's one thing if you want to abuse the "free speech" notion like so many people do. But if you insist that you absolutely HAVE to sit and whine on your celebrity perch about something you don't understand, supposedly under the defense that you're representing "wars in general, not a specific one," especially do not do it when this country is in the middle of a war. It's inconsiderate, it's ignorant, and it shows the country what complete douchebags you are.

So in my opinion, idiots like that should be tried with treason. Or at least dragged through the streets. But hey, I'm just an American with a mind and a sense of silly little things like gratitude and loyalty. Perhaps I'm the idiot for not putting down the people who risk their lives for me every day.

Excuse me while I go salute the flag in my yard like the stupid patriot I am.

/promptly deletes all of her (illegally downloaded, lololol) Rise Against music. B| Which I was already tempted to do before given what grammatical morons they are.
its_game_time: (Dorky!Peter is love.)
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: Spokeo.com. Officially the creepiest site ever. :| It uses Google Earth and pretty much any and every source of public information to gather info on anyone and everyone; you can search by a person's name and state and pretty much come up with everything about them -- job, income, house, a friggin' picture of said house, family members, phone number, etc. :|;;; Creeeeeepy. You can go in and take yourself out of the system, which my mom did for all of us, so if you'd like to do the same, go check it out. Again, very creepy.

Secondly: ZOMG BARRY WAS CONFIRMED FOR MERCS 3D. \o/ THE S.T.A.R.S. FAMILY IS OFFICIALLY ALL HERE the important ones, anyway AND THIS IS NOW THE BEST ROSTER EVER, consisting thus far of Chris, Claire, Jill, Wesker, Krauser, HUNK, Rebecca, and Barry, for those not keeping up. If they add anyone else, it's just icing on the cake. I am so, so happy with this lineup. ♥ And come oooon, Capcom. After all the goofy fanservice you gave us in Mercs Reunion, there MUST BE A THROWBACK LINE BETWEEN BARRY AND JILL, FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE. PLEAAAAAASE. EVEN JUST A FLEETING MENTION OF A SANDWICH WOULD KILL ME DEAD.

But oh, Goooood, the Garrador's back. ._______.;;; As if good old Dr. Salvador wasn't enough of a heart attack. Lovely. I'll just hide out on roofs and play sniper in the RE4 village, then. And never without a partner. :|

Can't. Freakin'. Wait.

Bayonetta continues to kill me with its terribly lame and try-too-hard action scenes. But I'm laughing, at least. AND I C U, YURI LOWENTHAL <3333 I'm still loving all the Capcom references and FFFFFF the Resident Evil/Devil May Cry/Viewtiful Joe/Okami all-in-one throwback was hilarious. X'DD VERY CLEVER, GUYS.

Watched the Iron Man movies for the first time. Yeah, it took me that long. I am fail. I ONLY GOT INTO IRON MAN ABOUT A YEAR AGO, OKAY, IF EVEN THAT LONG THAT ASIDE, I loved them. The fight scenes were delightful, and they didn't rely solely on CGI for everything; it was a good blend of that and actual costumes and such, so yes. Very awesome. I haven't gotten around to seeing Thor yet, but I waaaaaant. o/

I've slipped into Summer Reading Mode, courtesy of my local library, so I'll probably do a book tally on here at the end of the summer and list everything I read.

Day 11 - Gaming system of choice. )
its_game_time: (Dorky!Peter is love.)
Y'know, I admit that several characters in MvC3 have cheap and/or unfair moves, but none are as cheap and/or unfair as Ryu/Akuma's arsenal. B| They break out of things in the STUPIDEST ways and augh I will probably never play a Street Fighter game because of them. B|||| Latest case being that I threw Sparda at Akuma -- Sparda. Everyone who plays that game should know by now how that thing flies. -- and the JACKASS KICKED IT OUT OF THE AIR. Wwwwwwwwwtfh. >| NO ONE ELSE CAN DO THAT, I'M SURE. JUST HIM. And probably Ryu because IDC what anyone says, those two are the same. If it were that alone, I wouldn't spaz so much. But considering that's AFTER he kicks through Trish's electricity, Wesker's bullets, and Spidey's webs? And probably more that I'm not thinking of. Yeah, no. GTFO. No one's managed to knock Jill out of her Machine Gun Spray yet, but the day it happens, it will probably be because Akuma kicked her in the face. Cheaply. After her hyper already started and he somehow MAGICALLY went through twenty bullets to get to her. 'B|

/rant

And now to jump on the bandwagon with the meme that everyone's doing: the 30 Days of Video Games Meme. |D

Day 1 - Very first video game. )
its_game_time: (Wesker; GTFO)
FOR THE LOVE OF--

Augh.

Auuuuuuuuugh.

I at least hope that, if it is a continuation of Crapterlife, Jill gets to kick Alice's ass around before BEING INEVITABLY SAVED BY HER MAJESTY!!oneoneleventy

Pffffff, 2012? Stop acting like you need that much time to throw your shit together, Anderson.

.......

Mar. 2nd, 2011 03:27 pm
its_game_time: (Wesker; GTFO)
...Son of a bitch.


MAYBE ALICE CAN MAKE A CAMEO

AND SAVE THE WORLD AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS TOTES NO MOAR TROUBLE THAN ILLOGICAL PLAGA ZOMBIES

SINCE HER CRAP WAS SUCH A SUCCESS
its_game_time: (Dorky!Peter is love.)
[livejournal.com profile] its_game_time: Btwww, while Chris is screwing around with his amnesia, I'll just say that Jill just touched one of Solidus Snake's tentacles. 8>
[livejournal.com profile] its_game_time: I'll let him interpret that as he will.
[livejournal.com profile] its_game_time: Because I'm horrible.
[livejournal.com profile] starwolf333: Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
[livejournal.com profile] its_game_time: |D
[livejournal.com profile] starwolf333: Chris is unamused.
[livejournal.com profile] its_game_time: I don't care. I'm amused.
[livejournal.com profile] its_game_time: <3
[livejournal.com profile] starwolf333: Hehe
[livejournal.com profile] its_game_time: I only hurt the ones I love, you know. It's only natural of a writer.


...And for the record, it was a FIGHT scene, I swear.
its_game_time: (Neliel; 8DDD)
EEEEEEE RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS TRAILER OMFG. OMFG.

NATURALLY, sisters and I watched this thing a dozen times, put it in slow-mo, print-screen'd and lightened up dark pictures, etc., and HERE ARE MY RANTY THOUGHTS:

That. Was seriously one. Big. Mindfuck. )

...Also, am I wrong for thinking that Chris's MOCKITY-MOCK-MOCK, JILL tone was pretty hot awesome? /shot

......../brb, already finding a Best Buy to camp outside of next February 8| 8| 8|

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Apr. 1st, 2010 03:26 pm
its_game_time: (Best. Simile. Ever.)

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