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OKAY, SO, UH. FOR THE RECORD. In Lost in Nightmares, DO NOT--I repeat--DO NOT throw eggs at Wesker. 8D;;;;;;;

IN MY DEFENSE, IT WAS A REALLY GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME. ;; I killed a few snakes in the basement area, took their eggs, and outside the last room, I started dividing the supplies between Chris and myself when I realized that I had three eggs total and DUDE wouldn't it be hilarious if I could hit Wesker with one? SO.

~FIGHT STARTS~
/Obligatory pwnage follows
Me: /waits for it, waaaaiiits for iiiit--
Wesker: /beats on Chris
Jill: /throws egg!
Wesker: /NAILED in the back of the shoulder, stumbles
Me and my sisters: LOLOLOL!
Wesker: /TURNS. PISSED FACE. >|
Me: LOLOL--
Wesker: /KICKS Jill in the FACE
Jill: /flies across room and into wall
Me: AH! ...LOLOL. /mashes 'recover' prompt
Jill: /recove--
Wesker: /WALLS
Me: ... /MASHES AGAIN
Jill: /recov--
Wesker: /WALLS >|
Me: OH, GOD. CHRIS!
Chris: Herp derp. 8D /stands nearby, watches
Wesker: /CONTINUES. TO WALL. JILL.
Me: sdjfklsdf /HELPHELPHELP
Chris: /FINALLY comes over
Wesker: /WALLS THEM BOTH
Me: /no longer LOLing DDD:
Jill: /finally manages to get away. RUNS.
Wesker: /catches up. GUT-PUNCHES.
Jill: GAH! /staggers
Me: (Oh, good, Chris is right here. He'll save me.)
Wesker: /LOL BUTTON PROMPT
Chris: Herp derp. 8D
Me: OH CRAP THAT'S NOT L+R--! /FAILS
Jill: /IMPALED. Ded.
Chris: JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!
Me: ......... ._.

Yeah. You do not Screw With Him Like That ever. ...Although I ttly tried it again next round, but he dodged and I hit Chris instead. Oops.

Also. I want this. So bad. If I hadn't already ordered AC, I would buy this for myself as my own birthday gift. 8|