...I'd offer to, like. Check it out on my card and mail it to you myself...if the ILL doesn't work out. It's short, you could definitely read it in a day, so I wouldn't be worried about you not having time to finish it. Heck, I could probably do the same thing with Ghost Story--there's like, three copies just sitting there on the shelves in our system.

AND THE NEXT BOOK IS--AND ENDS--EVEN MORE AMAZINGLY. SERIOUSLY, THE LAST 30 PAGES OR SO ARE JUST.........AWESOME AND WONDERFUL AND YES YES YES. And I sort-of guessed What Really Happened, and also I was SO, SO HAPPY with where Father Forthill placed little Maggie--it was EXACTLY what I had so badly wanted to happen and just...yes. GOOD SHOW, MR. BUTCHER. ENDLESS LESS-THAN-THREES FOR YOU, SIR!