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its_game_time) wrote2010-06-23 05:53 pm
its_game_time) wrote2010-06-23 05:53 pm
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HOLY CRAP, Y'AAAALLLLLL
EEEEEEE RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS TRAILER OMFG. OMFG.
NATURALLY, sisters and I watched this thing a dozen times, put it in slow-mo, print-screen'd and lightened up dark pictures, etc., and HERE ARE MY RANTY THOUGHTS:
WHOEVER SAID THAT WAS KRAUSER WAS ON CRACK. He's a British (Australian? Dad insists he was Australian) shape-shifter! Or something. My mind basically went like this: "...Chris IS tied to a chair and beaten! 8\ *KNOWS her R.C. Smith, okay* ... Oh, hey, Jill... ...THERE'S ANOTHER CHRIS -- WAIT, *THIS* ONE'S THE FAKE! HE'D NEVER TALK TO HER LIKE THAT -- ....NO, WAIT! CHAIR!CHRIS SUDDENLY SOUNDS EVIL AND COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AND THAT IS TOTALLY NOT R.C. SMITH ANYMORE! ........WUT."
In that regard... both Chrises must be fake. 8\ Obviously, Chris DOES NOT talk that condescendingly EVER, let alone to his pahtnah, and there's no way Jill would put a gun IN HIS FACE unless she were entirely positive that it wasn't him. If nothing else, this should be obvious after RE5, with the way Chris absolutely refused to point his gun at her after Wesker de-hooded (un-hooded?) her; and given P-30!Jill and Plaga!Leon, I wouldn't think they'd play the mind control card again this quickly -- but that still goes back to Jill not putting a gun in his face.
.........I'M CONFUSED.
BUT DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. LSKJDFKLSJDFSS SUCH KICKASSNESS: THE PART WHERE THEY'RE ALL BACK-TO-BACK, AND SHE SLIPS HIM A CLIP AND HE PUTS IT IN HIS GUN AND FIRES AND THEY DON'T EVER EVEN LOOK AT EACH OTHER OR SAY ANYTHING SKDFSDFS I. Was squeeing over that. And Dad/the sisters actually didn't call me out on it because even THEY acknowledged how badass it was.
And now, I'm going back to my belief that this is pre-5 until official word says otherwise. As much as I'd like to think that Jill went back to being brunette and jumped right back on the BSAA wagon with Chris after Africa, considering how that organization is their anti-terrorism love child, I just wonder. I know video games aren't too anal about small details sometimes, but the fact that she has an EXACT replica of the clothes that Wesker took from her (minus the hat)? Hmmmmm. And the presence of actual ZOMBIES for the first time in a while could be an argument for either point...
BUT DUDE, IT'S NOT A MANSION, AFTER ALL. IT'S A LUXURY CRUISE SHIP, Y/N? KICKASS. And Since HUNK -- if that was the real HUNK -- was in what looked like the lower parts of a ship, I'm convinced. 8| Add that to the Titanic-esque RUSH OF WATER IN THE FOYER and chances are that instead of a self-destruct sequence, the place'll just sink in the end. Or both.
Ten bucks says a generic-named guy shows up in a chopper in the end to save Chris and Jill from certain death via drowning at sunrise, and Chris makes a show of boosting/shoving Jill in first before getting in himself.
...Also, am I wrong for thinking that Chris's MOCKITY-MOCK-MOCK, JILL tone was prettyhot awesome? /shot
......../brb, already finding a Best Buy to camp outside of next February 8| 8| 8|
NATURALLY, sisters and I watched this thing a dozen times, put it in slow-mo, print-screen'd and lightened up dark pictures, etc., and HERE ARE MY RANTY THOUGHTS:
WHOEVER SAID THAT WAS KRAUSER WAS ON CRACK. He's a British (Australian? Dad insists he was Australian) shape-shifter! Or something. My mind basically went like this: "...Chris IS tied to a chair and beaten! 8\ *KNOWS her R.C. Smith, okay* ... Oh, hey, Jill... ...THERE'S ANOTHER CHRIS -- WAIT, *THIS* ONE'S THE FAKE! HE'D NEVER TALK TO HER LIKE THAT -- ....NO, WAIT! CHAIR!CHRIS SUDDENLY SOUNDS EVIL AND COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AND THAT IS TOTALLY NOT R.C. SMITH ANYMORE! ........WUT."
In that regard... both Chrises must be fake. 8\ Obviously, Chris DOES NOT talk that condescendingly EVER, let alone to his pahtnah, and there's no way Jill would put a gun IN HIS FACE unless she were entirely positive that it wasn't him. If nothing else, this should be obvious after RE5, with the way Chris absolutely refused to point his gun at her after Wesker de-hooded (un-hooded?) her; and given P-30!Jill and Plaga!Leon, I wouldn't think they'd play the mind control card again this quickly -- but that still goes back to Jill not putting a gun in his face.
.........I'M CONFUSED.
BUT DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. LSKJDFKLSJDFSS SUCH KICKASSNESS: THE PART WHERE THEY'RE ALL BACK-TO-BACK, AND SHE SLIPS HIM A CLIP AND HE PUTS IT IN HIS GUN AND FIRES AND THEY DON'T EVER EVEN LOOK AT EACH OTHER OR SAY ANYTHING SKDFSDFS I. Was squeeing over that. And Dad/the sisters actually didn't call me out on it because even THEY acknowledged how badass it was.
And now, I'm going back to my belief that this is pre-5 until official word says otherwise. As much as I'd like to think that Jill went back to being brunette and jumped right back on the BSAA wagon with Chris after Africa, considering how that organization is their anti-terrorism love child, I just wonder. I know video games aren't too anal about small details sometimes, but the fact that she has an EXACT replica of the clothes that Wesker took from her (minus the hat)? Hmmmmm. And the presence of actual ZOMBIES for the first time in a while could be an argument for either point...
BUT DUDE, IT'S NOT A MANSION, AFTER ALL. IT'S A LUXURY CRUISE SHIP, Y/N? KICKASS. And Since HUNK -- if that was the real HUNK -- was in what looked like the lower parts of a ship, I'm convinced. 8| Add that to the Titanic-esque RUSH OF WATER IN THE FOYER and chances are that instead of a self-destruct sequence, the place'll just sink in the end. Or both.
Ten bucks says a generic-named guy shows up in a chopper in the end to save Chris and Jill from certain death via drowning at sunrise, and Chris makes a show of boosting/shoving Jill in first before getting in himself.
...Also, am I wrong for thinking that Chris's MOCKITY-MOCK-MOCK, JILL tone was pretty
......../brb, already finding a Best Buy to camp outside of next February 8| 8| 8|