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its_game_time) wrote2010-09-10 09:46 pm
its_game_time) wrote2010-09-10 09:46 pm
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SO dear sister sent me a summary of the end of Afterlife, and really, it's no better than I was expecting, but probably managed to be worse.
"They start releasing the prisoners, starting with K-Mart and Alice, while searching the ship further, encounters Wesker who survived the earlier fight thanks to the T-Virus along with Bennet and two zombie dogs which keep her at bay. Claire and Chris ambush Wesker and fight him, while Alice retrieves one of her shotguns and kill the dogs, but Chris and Claire are unable to defeat Wesker and are trapped. Wesker tries to eat Alice, but she stabs him in the head with a knife, stunning him and tries to go for her other shotgun. Bennet gets there first, but is knocked out by a recovered K-Mart who tosses Alice back her shotgun, allowing her to blast Wesker's head open and free Claire and Chris. Wesker's powers keep him alive so Claire and Chris empty their pistols into him before locking him and Bennet in a room together and go free the other prisoners. Wesker regenerates and kills Bennet and escapes, arming another bomb, but Alice anticipated this and placed the bomb on Wesker's chopper, causing him to blow himself up and kill himself.
With Wesker dead, Alice decides to turn the Arcadia into a real survivor's colony and broadcasts a message of hope of her own before a fleet of Umbrella choppers with many soldiers heads towards Arcadia. A mid-credit sequence shows Jill Valentine, wearing a device identical to the one Claire had on her when Alice found her, briefing the soldiers on what they are going to face on the ship."
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Copy/pasted from my discussion with![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
alory_shannon:
First of all: LMAO I MIGHT HAVE CALLED IT. |DDD I AGREE WITH ASH: GO, JILL, GO. X'D
Second: WTFH AN EXPLOSION? AND A KNIFE TO THE HEAD STUNS HIM WTFH UHHHH JILL TRIED TO STAB HIM IN 5 AND HE KICKED HER INTO A GLASS CABINET ACROSS THE ROOM. B| AND HE GETS "KILLED" LIKE FOUR TIMES BUT SURVIVES?--OKAY NO. NO NO NO. HE'S ONLY BEEN KILLED TWICE IN CANON--ONCE WHEN HE WAS STILL HUMAN, AND THEN HIS REAL DEATH AT THE END. THEY COULD SO NOT TOUCH HIM ONCE IN THIS MOVIE, LET ALONE KILL HIM SEVERAL TIMES.
WTF IS THIS.
WTF.
AND OF COURSE ALICE DID IT.
....But. But. Seriously. Now that I've calmed down a bit, I stand by what I said before in that THERE IS NO P30!JILL WITHOUT WESKER.
What is this.
What is this I don't even make it stop it hurts.
...This insults so many parts of me I don't even know what.
"They start releasing the prisoners, starting with K-Mart and Alice, while searching the ship further, encounters Wesker who survived the earlier fight thanks to the T-Virus along with Bennet and two zombie dogs which keep her at bay. Claire and Chris ambush Wesker and fight him, while Alice retrieves one of her shotguns and kill the dogs, but Chris and Claire are unable to defeat Wesker and are trapped. Wesker tries to eat Alice, but she stabs him in the head with a knife, stunning him and tries to go for her other shotgun. Bennet gets there first, but is knocked out by a recovered K-Mart who tosses Alice back her shotgun, allowing her to blast Wesker's head open and free Claire and Chris. Wesker's powers keep him alive so Claire and Chris empty their pistols into him before locking him and Bennet in a room together and go free the other prisoners. Wesker regenerates and kills Bennet and escapes, arming another bomb, but Alice anticipated this and placed the bomb on Wesker's chopper, causing him to blow himself up and kill himself.
With Wesker dead, Alice decides to turn the Arcadia into a real survivor's colony and broadcasts a message of hope of her own before a fleet of Umbrella choppers with many soldiers heads towards Arcadia. A mid-credit sequence shows Jill Valentine, wearing a device identical to the one Claire had on her when Alice found her, briefing the soldiers on what they are going to face on the ship."
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Copy/pasted from my discussion with
alory_shannon:First of all: LMAO I MIGHT HAVE CALLED IT. |DDD I AGREE WITH ASH: GO, JILL, GO. X'D
Second: WTFH AN EXPLOSION? AND A KNIFE TO THE HEAD STUNS HIM WTFH UHHHH JILL TRIED TO STAB HIM IN 5 AND HE KICKED HER INTO A GLASS CABINET ACROSS THE ROOM. B| AND HE GETS "KILLED" LIKE FOUR TIMES BUT SURVIVES?--OKAY NO. NO NO NO. HE'S ONLY BEEN KILLED TWICE IN CANON--ONCE WHEN HE WAS STILL HUMAN, AND THEN HIS REAL DEATH AT THE END. THEY COULD SO NOT TOUCH HIM ONCE IN THIS MOVIE, LET ALONE KILL HIM SEVERAL TIMES.
WTF IS THIS.
WTF.
AND OF COURSE ALICE DID IT.
....But. But. Seriously. Now that I've calmed down a bit, I stand by what I said before in that THERE IS NO P30!JILL WITHOUT WESKER.
What is this.
What is this I don't even make it stop it hurts.
...This insults so many parts of me I don't even know what.
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BECAUSE
SRSLY, THAT IS LIKE
SORT OF THE LAMEST VILLAIN DEATH EVER 'B|
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GOD FORBID ALICE MAKE A MISTAKE
LIKE WALK AWAY FROM A LIVING ENEMY B|
SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY. TRICKING HIM BY PUTTING THE BOMBS ON HIS CHOPPER? WTFH. HE WOULD SEE THROUGH THAT TEN YEARS BEFORE SHE EVER THOUGHT OF IT
AND THE CHOPPER SHE PLANTED WOULD HAVE BEEN A DECOY
AND HE'D HAVE BEEN LIKE "LOLOL I GET AWAY IN A CAR
AND GUESS WUT, I COUNTERED YOUR COUNTER AND PUT MOAR BOMBS IN YOUR GETAWAY CHOPPER, BIOTCH. >]"
AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH.
HIS STUPIDITY
IS LIKE FANFIC!WESKER LEVEL 8|;;;
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IS IF HORNY!WESKER MADE AN APPEARANCE AND WAS HITTING ON ALICE
YEAH AND I MEAN
NOT ONLY IS HE TURNING TAIL AND RUNNING HE FAILS AT DOING SO
AND WHAT KIND OF VILLAIN USES BOMBS THAT ARE THAT EASILY FOUND/RELOCATED?
HE IS SOOOOO MUCH SMARTER THAN THAT B|
THAT THING WOULD HAVE TO BE EPICALLY HARDWIRED INTO THE SHIP BEFORE WESKER WOULD TAKE OFF LIKE THAT, MAN
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NOVEL!WESKER MEETS MOVIE!WESKER OH DEAR GOD NOOO X'DDD/DDD'X
INORITE. INORITE. WHAT WHAT WHAT THAT IS JUST. TOTAL BS. I AM WONDERING WHAT WAS "WESKER" ABOUT HIM BESIDES A COAT AND SHADES
BUT CONSIDERING THE CRAP THEY BLATANTLY RIPPED FROM THE MATRIX
THAT DOESN'T COUNT. B|
AND WESKER DOES NOT RUN
HE LEAVES BECAUSE HE HAS A SCHEDULE TO KEEP B|
GOD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET JILL KICK HER ASS IN THE NEXT ONE I WILL SO ICON IT AND MAYBE EVEN PUT IT ON MY WALL OR SMTH
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.......NOT MUCH, I WOULD SAY. AND REMEMBER THAT PRODUCTION PIC? SO EVEN THE COAT...
BUT YEAH IT REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE A CRAPPY MATRIX KNOCK-OFF B|
/WILL LOL AND LESS-THAN-THREE FOREVER IF THAT HAPPENS X'D
...And I've only seen one of the past movies and Jill wasn't in that one at ALL, so IDK but--did Jill really feature all that much in any of the others? Did they SHOW her getting captured? Or did they just REALLY REALLY screw things up where she's concerned...
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/WILL JOIN YOU |D
Pfffft she was only in the second one, and... good GOD, I can't even talk about how horrible she was. Emotional, rash, incompetent, ill-mannered, impractical, a SMOKER wtfh--I'll stop there. But yeah, at the end of the movie, she just... WENT HER MERRY WAY~ 8D
away from Alice, so yeah, it actually was quite merry for her, and she really had NO backstory other than a vague "she was kicked out of S.T.A.R.S. after her partner Leon died and she suffered emotional shock or some crap" (WTFH LEON WAS NOT S.T.A.R.S. AND PLEEEEAAAASE, JILL IS TOUGHER THAN THAT). Other than that, it was... "I KEEL ZOMBIES. AND THEN NEED ALICE'S HELP." Lather, rinse, repeat. B|no subject
WE WILL HAVE AN ONLINE PAR-TAY
IN YOUR MUSEBOX
Y/Y/MFY?
...Fffff soooo are we supposed to assume Leon/Jill or some crap like that? lolWTF.
Also /is sad that there will be no hot Leon-ness ever, which wouldn't BEGIN to save any of these movies, but could make them the tiniest bit more bearable 8Cno subject
DLKJFLKASJDFAL;KDJFLK;ASDF
/DIES OF BOTH TERROR AND AMUSEMENT
/MOSTLY TERROR
OH FRICK YES. MFYES.
Pfffff idek.
ACTUALLY HE IS GONNA BE IN THE NEXT ONE(S). SUPPOSEDLY PLAYED BY THAT... UHHH... THE ACKLES GUY FROM SUPERNATURAL LMFAO.no subject
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AWRIIIIGHT~
....So he is just...MIRACULOUSLY NOT-DEAD? Orrrr was it SOME OTHER RANDOM GUY WHO HAPPENED TO BE NAMED LEON, or...what. Also ffffffff JENSEN ACKLES IS NOT AT ALL UNATTRACTIVE, BUT...HE IS TOO CHUNKY AND NOT QUITE "PRETTY" ENOUGH IMO lolol IIIII would go more the ZAC EFRON ROUTE THAR X'DDDDno subject
LOL XDDD But yeah, I don't even... KNOW how they're doing that...LMAO THIS. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXgpw4M3CZU&feature=watch_response) COMPARING THE FIGHT SCENES IN THE GAME AND MOVIE. X'DDDD I DIED OMG THE CHEESY. THE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE CHEESY. WESKER'S SMUG LITTLE "OH, WELL ^_^" FACE WHEN CHRIS TACKLED HIM--THAT IS MY SECOND FAVORITE WESKER!EXPRESSION EVER
BUT OMG THE MOVIE'S VERSION
X'DDD I DIED. I JUST DIED. IT WAS SO AWFUL.
AND HIS "YOU'VE BECOME... QUITE AN INCONVENIENCE FOR ME."
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
IT FELT LIKE SOME COSPLAYERS WERE SCREWIN' AROUND WITH YOUTUBE. AND WTF, IS WESKER SHORTER THAN CLAIRE?
AND THE WAY HE THROWS THEM AT THE END PFFFF
IT IS LIKE. I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF A COMPARISON BETWEEN THE TWO WESKERS THAT CAN EXPLAIN IT.
and omg wtf, Alice. Can she say ANYTHING that doesn't make me cringe?
...Pardon my French :X
lol It's probably gonna be like ...OH REMEMBER THAT THING WE SAID IN THAT ONE MOVIE? J...JUST KIDDING~!! 8DDDD Or else it's either the EHHHH NO ONE REMEMBERS THAT SORT OF SH*T ANYWAY approach...or the WHAT THAT HAPPENED TWO MOVIES AGO I DON'T REMEMBER THAT--I'M THE DIRECTOR? SO WHAT one. ...And whichever way...'B|...LMAO AHAHAHAHAHAHA it was the SLO-MO BACKFLIPS THAT ABSOLUTELY KILLED ME X'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD /ICON FOREVERRRRR
"MY NAME IS ALBERT WESKER AND THIS IS MY DOLPHIN IMPRESSION~" 8D
...THIS IS AN EASY COMPARISON
IT IS LIKE
A TV DINNER vs A HOME-MADE THANKSGIVING MEAL
ONE TASTES LIKE SHIT, WHILE THE OTHER IS THE SHIT |D
...RE: Alice, I would venture to guess NO, PROBABLY NOT. :|
'Sall good.
PROBABLY. Or if they actually plan on "SAVING" JILL from the P-30, and considering she doesn't even KNOW Chris (wtfhhhh that is like. The ultimate blasphemy on this series. B|), maybe LEON will come back all OH HEY I'M NOT REALLY DEAD, PAHTNAH~ and that'll be enough EMOTIONAL IMPACT OF FAIL TO FREE HER? Or, rather, to DISTRACT HER LONG ENOUGH FOR ALICE TO GET HER? ....>_>LMAO DOLPHIN X'DDD FFFFF I JUST. WHAT. WESKER DOES NOT JUST. SPONTANEOUSLY BACK-FLIP LIKE THAT. WTFHHHH. HE OBEYS THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, ALL RIGHT. ...THE ONLY LAWS HE DOES OBEY.
AND. REALLY. CLAIRE STABBING HIM? PUH-LEEAAAAASE.
NOT ONLY WOULD HE HAVE SEEN IT COMING
BUT WITH THE WAY SHE BRANDISHED IT AND MADE SUCH A SHOW OF DRAWING OUT IT, ANY MORON WOULD'VE SEEN IT. B|
...I APPROVE OF THIS COMPARISON. <3
I JUST. I JUST GIVE UP ON TRYING TO POINT OUT ALL THE INCONSISTENCIES AND UTTER RETARDEDNESS OF THESE FILMS. THEY REALLY, REALLY SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES AT THIS POINT.
AND I HAVE TOTALLY STARTED A SMALL FIC ON ALL THIS OH GOD WHY
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