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[its_game_time]

JUST BEAT RE: Revelations last night, and while I'll do a TL;DR review on it later, my immediate (and brief, and capslock'd) thoughts/impressions are:


THIS WAS HALF THE REASON I BOUGHT A 3DS AND I AM TOTALLY, TOTALLY SATISFIED TY CAPCOM <3333

RAID MOOOOOOODE OMG <33333

AHAHAHA OH GOD I FOUND MY NEW LISA TREVOR DDDDDDDX

8OOO Could this tie into RE6? I won't divulge for the sake of spoilers, but I AM THINKING IT MIGHT.

And LSKJDFLKSJDFS ROFL CHRIS GRABBING JILL'S ASS = BEST. THING. EVER. I STILL SNERK OVER IT EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT IT.


OVERALL,



IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL

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[alory-shannon.livejournal.com]

LOL I MUST HEAR OF THIS ASS-GRABBING...

.../can only imagine it going something like this

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

ROFL I am so gonna try and make a .gif of it, but basically

They were both climbing into a chopper and Jill got there first, and then the boss they were just fighting grabs onto the ladder that Chris is still climbing, so Jill lies down on her stomach to reach down and help pull him up -- and as soon as his shoulders clear the ledge, Chris makes this wild grab with one hand over her shoulder and...

grabs right under her butt. |D;;;

WHICH EARNED THE MOST HILARIOUS, STARTLED/OFFENDED LOOK OF "?!?!!?" OVER HER SHOULDER X'DDDD

But then it turned out that he was actually reaching for the gun on her thigh (which, btw, was a totally AWESOME MOVE because he used it to shoot the ladder free), but. FOR A SPLIT-SECOND IT WAS JUST SRSLY THE BEST THING EVER XDD

[alory-shannon.livejournal.com]

LMAO, Jill's all like, NOT NOW, CHRIS

The ladder-shooting is v. cool though. I'll have to look for a video of it online...and...was this a cutscene, or was there some sort of HIT X prompt? 'Cause if so...pffft.

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

The quality on this IS SO BAD, but this is the basic gist of it.



|D

It really fails to capture the True Awesome -- no video can compare with the 3DS graphics, anyway, but at the time it was just so sudden and hilarious and JILL'S FACE JUST SAYS IT ALL X'D And with the way it's shot, even BEFORE you see her reaction, there was still a moment of "....o_O; Did that -- did that seriously just -- LOL LOOK AT HER FACE YES IT DID HAPPEN WTF CHRIS -- oh, her gun. Right, right. NICE."

The video is here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq6igFdwI-k), and the scene starts at 14:20.

Surprisingly, this game focused a lot more on Chris' and Jill's relationship, which is... weird for a Capcom title, honestly. There were some subtle undertones along the way, but at one point there's a rather big hint suggesting that Chris has feelings for her, which. Uh, wow. So this scene was kind of just the final DON'T U WANNA SHIP IT GAIZ? moment. |D

[alory-shannon.livejournal.com]

...LMAO, THAT LOOK. X'D That really is pretty priceless, ahaha. Niiiiiice job findin' an unimpeachable excuse to grab dat ass, Chris. ...And Wesker thought you weren't very smart...

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

I WAS SRSLY SNERKING FOR A DAY AFTERWARD. X'D I love it so much. Made all the more intelligent because her hands were full with supporting him, so there was no way she could have reacted with a Face Smack without dropping him. |D;

[alory-shannon.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT BLAME YOU ON EITHER COUNT. ...Well, it's only intelligent...because they DO trust each other a lot, so he knows she wouldn't drop him even out of sheer startled WTF, much less an untimely HOW DAR U reaction.

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

Precisely. Any characters, including Jill, would think "OH well it was obvs an accident because she could have dropped him if it went bad" -- so besides being a good excuse to grab her ass, it simultaneously provided him with an instant cover-up as the Supposedly Clueless Guy Who's Just Doing His Job. |D

[alory-shannon.livejournal.com]

ANOTHER WIN FOR OBFUSCATING STUPIDITY! X'D

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

and LMAO no it was not a button prompt, although that would have been the Best One Ever if it was X'DDD

/keeps using this icon b/c of the rope-ladder in it X'D

[alory-shannon.livejournal.com]

...Which is EXACTLY why I asked. X'D And am consequently semi-disappointed.

rofl WIN

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

XD They actually took out the cutscene prompts in this game, boo. But it makes me wonder -- when they do the prompts, there's always a command beneath the button input, like "RESCUE," "JUMP," "SHOOT CHAIN," "DODGE," etc. -- what would this one have been? "COP A FEEL TAKE GUN"? "BE A MAN BORROW"? Or perhaps "RELIEVE UST PULL OFF BADASS MOVE"?

XD

[alory-shannon.livejournal.com]

...Personally, I like "REACH UP AND HIT IT" or "TAP DAT ASS". |D

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

...

All you have done is encourage me to tweak that .gif into having one of those onscreen prompts.

Which I will now totes attempt the next time I am on my computer.


R U HAPPY

[alory-shannon.livejournal.com]

Just as planned. B]

So YIS V. V. HAPPY

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

...I FEEL AS THOUGH I HAVE BEEN PLAYED

[alory-shannon.livejournal.com]

/CONTINUES TO BUTTON-MASH X GLEEFULLY~ X'DDDDD

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF