XBox LIVE Idiot of the Week (via MW3, big surprise)

[its_game_time]

The poorly-parented, bad-mannered kids these days need to realize that calling someone ugly over XBox LIVE earns them nothing in the Witty Insult Department.

-50 Creativity
-75 Originality
-200 Logic
+500 Fail

All for the fact that he flies off the handle, drops F-bombs in the in-game chat, and sends me "insulting" and foul-mouthed PMs all because I shot and killed him in a game in which you shoot and kill people.

lmao idek. All in all, it only gave me smug sense of superiority in addition to having humiliated him in the Final Killcam. B] EPIC TACTICAL INSERTION FAIL, WAT

I swear, if I ever caught a kid of mine talking half as badly as some of these little boys do on LIVE, I'd smack him in the face and take his XBox away until he was 18. 'B|

Comments

[tao-empress.livejournal.com]

There's a difference between smack talk and just plain bad manners. There's a difference between "...You dick. Again? D:" and whatever profanity he felt inclined to send you.

That's just bad form, dude. Bad form.

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

Seriously. I wasn't keeping track of who I was killing, so idk if I just killed him a LOT or what, but ffff.

I won't repeat what he said to me, thank you very much, but lmao it was just. SO RUDE, and then when he realized I was a girl, he just started using ~THE B-WORD, OH NO~, always making sure to include how UGLY I AM~

All the while, I'm like A) you don't know what I look like

B) even if you did, I wouldn't take that to heart

C) bro, I'm sitting here in a pair of blue jeans and a white tank top and kickin' all the boys' butts in a gun game. I have never felt sexier.

[tao-empress.livejournal.com]

As someone who sucks at videogames and is always killed constantly in those kinds of games, you just gotta take it and go, bro. Even if I was bested in something I thought I excelled at, take it like a winner. Not like a loser.

Also, all that extra jerk is SO uncalled for. But you know what? I THINK IT WAS DAMN SEXY OF YOU TO KICK THEIR ASSES IN JEANS AND A TSHIRT TOO. OH BABY~ ♥

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

Srsly. I have my bad days and get frustrated, but my maturity level doesn't degrade over it, yeesh.

O U <333~

[tao-empress.livejournal.com]

And that, in essence, is what makes you mature~

SO MUCH TRUTH THAT I SPEAK!

[pixiepilot.livejournal.com]

" bro, I'm sitting here in a pair of blue jeans and a white tank top and kickin' all the boys' butts in a gun game. I have never felt sexier."

That is the ultimate truth.

[brightshiner.livejournal.com]

...I still fail to comprehend why, exactly, they get so angry over being killed when that is the whole object of the game. IF YOU SUCK AND DON'T LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU SUCK AND ARE NOT WILLING TO WORK HARDER/LEARN TO NOT SUCK, GTFO.

IN ANY CASE...lol I AM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR KICKING ALL THE BOYS' ASSES. X'D \o/ <333

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

I think it's a Man Thing. B\ I mean, like I said above, I easily get frustrated if I'm on a suck streak, but then I just kinda hark on myself, you know? Unless it's because someone's cheating, but then I just report them and leave the lobby. I don't jump down their throats.

And I mean, really... my thing coming away from all this is what, did he think I would CARE that some anonymous brat started spitting (rather impotent) venom at me? Did he think that would HURT MY FEELINGS, or magically help him do better, or undo the fact that he doesn't know how to be strategic?

Basically, in Call of Duty, there are these things called tactical insertions -- if you plant it one spot, then the next time you die, you'll respawn in that particular spot. The up-side is that you can get back to where you want to be instantly; the downside is that enemies can destroy your insertion, or, as most people do, stand there by your insertion and wait for you to respawn so that they can shoot you as soon as you appear.

SO, this is how it went on my end:

ME: /running through hall, sees guy up ahead, shoots and kills
HIM: /DIES
ME: /starts to move on, but then notices that he dropped an insertion; hesitates
HIM: /RESPAWNS
ME: /SHOOTS, KILLS
*Match ends*

And then, at the end of the match, it showcases the last kill that took place in slow-mo for everyone to see -- and in this case, it showed my double kill of the guy. |D

And I'm left wondering wut, who puts an insertion OUT IN THE OPEN LIKE THAT, in a high-traffic area? 8| Stop playing like a n00b, genius, and maybe you'll stop dying like one.

/TL;DR BASICALLY everything was his fault, man, lmao.

[tiny-trickster.livejournal.com]

.........LOL DOUBLE-KILL = DOUBLE-BURN X'DDDDDDDDDDD

+ the slo-mo replay...

That. Is AMAZING. And hilarious and akdfjaskldfjAHAHAHAHHHHHH

THAT IS TRUE BEAUTY, MY FRIEND. <333333333

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[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

BAM, BABY

gtfo, show me some better competition kthxbai