You don't win the battle by doing what's right

WELL. As I stated previously, I've been doing my best to avoid news of the upcoming RE live action movie, as well as keeping quiet on what I do see -- BUT APPARENTLY tao_empress LIKES ME WHEN I'M ANGRY, and since she went to the trouble of linking me to Retribution's E3 trailer, I decided wtf, I'll amuse her because I love her. ♥

SO, I watched said trailer, and typed up my reactions as I was doing so.

( But first, two disclaimers and a Srs Moment. )

The BEST PART about all this, though, was when I was talking with my sisters about it and I again wondered aloud why Wesker didn't just eat Alice if he captured her, since that was his goal for all of the fourth movie -- and then in the next room over, my mom calls in, "Because she wasn't on the menu!"

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT XDDDD

EVEN SHE REMEMBERS THAT TERRIBLE LINE LKSDJFLKSJDFSDS /DEAD FOREVER

Hoo.

Moving on, let's go in a different direction: I recently watched a trailer for the new Spider-Man movie, courtesy of my 3DS. Honestly, I hadn't watched anything on the movie since the first or second teaser, waaaaay back when; for whatever reason, this reboot just failed to capture my attention or my heart.

( ...That has changed. )

The poorly-parented, bad-mannered kids these days need to realize that calling someone ugly over XBox LIVE earns them nothing in the Witty Insult Department.

-50 Creativity
-75 Originality
-200 Logic
+500 Fail

All for the fact that he flies off the handle, drops F-bombs in the in-game chat, and sends me "insulting" and foul-mouthed PMs all because I shot and killed him in a game in which you shoot and kill people.

lmao idek. All in all, it only gave me smug sense of superiority in addition to having humiliated him in the Final Killcam. B] EPIC TACTICAL INSERTION FAIL, WAT

I swear, if I ever caught a kid of mine talking half as badly as some of these little boys do on LIVE, I'd smack him in the face and take his XBox away until he was 18. 'B|