its_game_time: (Oh God the spawn fail.)
Phase "is it a fighting game yet" Contrast ([personal profile] its_game_time) wrote2012-04-23 10:12 am

XBox LIVE Idiot of the Week (via MW3, big surprise)

The poorly-parented, bad-mannered kids these days need to realize that calling someone ugly over XBox LIVE earns them nothing in the Witty Insult Department.

-50 Creativity
-75 Originality
-200 Logic
+500 Fail

All for the fact that he flies off the handle, drops F-bombs in the in-game chat, and sends me "insulting" and foul-mouthed PMs all because I shot and killed him in a game in which you shoot and kill people.

lmao idek. All in all, it only gave me smug sense of superiority in addition to having humiliated him in the Final Killcam. B] EPIC TACTICAL INSERTION FAIL, WAT

I swear, if I ever caught a kid of mine talking half as badly as some of these little boys do on LIVE, I'd smack him in the face and take his XBox away until he was 18. 'B|

[identity profile] its-game-time.livejournal.com 2012-04-23 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously. I wasn't keeping track of who I was killing, so idk if I just killed him a LOT or what, but ffff.

I won't repeat what he said to me, thank you very much, but lmao it was just. SO RUDE, and then when he realized I was a girl, he just started using ~THE B-WORD, OH NO~, always making sure to include how UGLY I AM~

All the while, I'm like A) you don't know what I look like

B) even if you did, I wouldn't take that to heart

C) bro, I'm sitting here in a pair of blue jeans and a white tank top and kickin' all the boys' butts in a gun game. I have never felt sexier.

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[identity profile] tao-empress.livejournal.com 2012-04-23 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
As someone who sucks at videogames and is always killed constantly in those kinds of games, you just gotta take it and go, bro. Even if I was bested in something I thought I excelled at, take it like a winner. Not like a loser.

Also, all that extra jerk is SO uncalled for. But you know what? I THINK IT WAS DAMN SEXY OF YOU TO KICK THEIR ASSES IN JEANS AND A TSHIRT TOO. OH BABY~ ♥

[identity profile] its-game-time.livejournal.com 2012-04-23 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Srsly. I have my bad days and get frustrated, but my maturity level doesn't degrade over it, yeesh.

O U <333~

[identity profile] tao-empress.livejournal.com 2012-04-24 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
And that, in essence, is what makes you mature~

SO MUCH TRUTH THAT I SPEAK!

[identity profile] pixiepilot.livejournal.com 2012-04-25 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
" bro, I'm sitting here in a pair of blue jeans and a white tank top and kickin' all the boys' butts in a gun game. I have never felt sexier."

That is the ultimate truth.