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[its_game_time]

I love Call of Duty. I really, really do. And it's idiots like these that are just the icing to my cake. BDb


I'm typically a Free-For-All kind of girl; for non-CoD fans, that's where everyone in the game tries to kill everyone else. No teams or anything. I jump in a lobby the other night with about eight people, where a group of three or four guys are chatting it up -- the guys who, I notice, are typically scoring the highest in these matches (NOTE that one of them was a quick-scoper, which is a basically a glitch-riding cheater).

So we start playing, and I kill those guys several times -- the third or fourth time I kill this one guy, he exclaims in a fit of anger,

"OH MY GAWD. That guy, Sanguino or whatever, is running around with dual FMGs and camping in the house! B( That is SO GAY."

Ahahaha okay.

A: My gamertag is SanguinaryTrio. He was pronouncing it like "San-gwee-no."
B: You can't run around AND camp at the same time, genius.
C: I wasn't camping.
D: YOU actually SOUND GAY -- I still think you are -- so wtf are you doing calling ME gay?

And EVERY. TIME. I KILLED HIM after that, he had to complain and moan about it. Each game after that, I finished in third place or higher, and guess what, he COMPLAIIIIINED, saying my name wrong every time. In between bouts of tooting his own horn, that is -- "I TOTALLY start each match with, like, 12 to 1 sniping, but then I get killed a lot." "I have, like, six friend invites in my inbox right now. I'm popular or something."

...yeaaaah.

Read: "CHECK ME OUT I AM SUCH A B.A. GAIZ IGNORE MY CRAP K:D RATIO HERE LEMME BE AWESOME FOR YAS"



"AWWWW YEAAAAH AIN'T I AWESOME--OMG WTF I JUST GOT KILLED IN FFA HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE??? DDDD8 DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO KILL OTHER PEOPLE???"

And one time I killed him and he exploded with "OH MY GAWD. I'm standing here with a sniper rifle and SANGUINO comes up and kills me with, like, a friggin' machine gun or something."

...

Sigh.

A: Congratulations, you know what a MG is.
B: I do believe the aim of the game is to, you know, kill each other. Why do I get called out for actually doing it? ...Eeeeevery time?
C: ...wtf why are you using a SNIPER RIFLE at Dome?? YOU'RE NOT EVEN QUICK-SCOPING.

So I FINALLY grab my mic, about to get on and reveal that I AM A GIRL (because lmfao that always gets the BEST REACTIONS), but those guys jumped out right a second later, so. Ah, well.

Still, all's well that ends well; each and every time, I placed higher than the Primary Whiner, SO



haters gonn' hate.

Comments

[pixiepilot.livejournal.com]

I'm calling you Sangweeno from now on.

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

LMAO

Thank you. That will help that guy's fail live in my memory.

[alory-shannon.livejournal.com]

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

ROFL

that is beautiful X'D

[alory-shannon.livejournal.com]

It will be even more beautiful should you ever get around to watching Durarara!!. ;]

That character, Izaya, is THE BIGGEST TROLL IN ANYTHING EVER, FOR SERIOUS.

[alory-shannon.livejournal.com]

+ LET'S COMPARE.

YOUR LEVEL OF AWESOME:


HIS LEVEL OF "AWESOME":

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

...BUT NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS THAT CAT X'DDDDDDD

and lmao I am flattered by that first one. |D;

[alory-shannon.livejournal.com]

THAT CAT MAKES ME LAUGH AND BE SAD/WORRY AT THE SAME TIME

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL

And hey, just tellin' it like it is, bb.

[alory-shannon.livejournal.com]

Okay, yeah, gifspam done for now...and I am 150% with you in thinking, just...what...WHAT...is he doing complaining about being killed WHEN THE WHOLE OBJECT OF THE GAME IS TO KILL PEOPLE...

DOES NOT COMPUTE

EPIC FAIL ALERT

Also, LMAO I so dearly wish that you'd gotten on your mic a little faster, because BWAHAHA that would've been BEAUTIFUL. X'DDDD

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

SADLY, such incompetent and contradictory whining is very common in CoD, but I gotta wonder why you would play FREE-FOR-ALL if you had that mindset; in FFA, it can be considered a good score if your kills break even with your deaths, so... you are MEANT to die a lot, and you WILL die a lot. The most kills you can get in that kind of match is 30, and my best ratio is... 30 and 11, I think? Whereas my dad's is 30 and 4. SO... yeah, if you can't stand dying -- fairly, to boot -- CoD definitely isn't for you, but least of all FFA. 'B|

INORITE. X'D My usual reaction to mouthing off is just IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE, and I was ALMOST like



and toggled the mute on this guy in the first match, but then decided that listening to his rage was actually pretty amusing. |3 And I was so ready to be all /trollface.gif at him by getting on the mic, but oh, well. Plenty of girls play that game, so another will inevitably put him in his place, if it hasn't happened already. B)

[alory-shannon.livejournal.com]

...DANG, sounds like your dad is ACE. 8O All my dad plays video-game-wise are Hoyle card games, Minesweeper, and mahjong.

LOL STILL....telling him off would've been like...

...that. |D For a few reasons, lmao.

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

Haha yeaaah, I used to school him in FPSes when I was younger, but he's surpassed me. |D;

LMAO

WHAT IS THAT FACE, DEAN

X'D

[alory-shannon.livejournal.com]

IDK if my dad could school me in...anything video-game-wise, except Pinochle. |D He does like to watch me play some of my games though, like AC. And remember when I was playing P4, he kept asking if I'd hooked up with "the cute girl" yet, lmao.

THAT IS HIS 'I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES, I DO, I DO...AND I MICROWAVE THEM ON "HIGH" FOR FIVE MINUTES IF THEY STALK ME AND MY BROTHER' FAIS X'D

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

lol I blame my dad for my interest in video games in the first place; he had a NES and SNES when I was younger that I got hooked on, and he and I are super competitive at everything we play together (especially fighting games |D) -- and HE was actually the one who first exposed me to RE and got me addicted. ♥

ROFL IS IS A BEAUTIFUL FACE XD

[tao-empress.livejournal.com]

...I love that you used Alice to represent him, given how much you absolutely loathe and despise that movie with such fiery passion.

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

A lamer who's trying WAY TOO HARD TO BE COOL and thinks that waving a gun around makes him Somebody -- yeaaah, I couldn't help but draw some similarities there. |D IF THE SHOE FITS...

Pffff I wish I had a .gif of this -- maybe I'll make it sometime, if I can stand looking at it long enough -- but this whole situation reminds me of the second movie, when Jill actually DID SOMETHING in a fight by snapping a zombie's neck, and Alice was all "8O;; ...>8|" and naturally had to upstage her with a move (that was SUPPOSED to be cool, I guess) a second later to prove how much better she was.

Same idea of "HOW DAR U STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT ONLY I AM ALLOWD TO DO COOL THINGS111!!"

[alory-shannon.livejournal.com]

...Fffff. If THAT kind of shoe fits, then you hammer a railroad spike through the foot that's wearing it. B]

[its-game-time.livejournal.com]

[tao-empress.livejournal.com]

...Yeah. That sounds about right. ♥~