You don't win the battle by doing what's right

With RE6 on the horizon, I figure I'll probably do the thing that a lot of people are doing and replay the entire series before it arrives. o7 SO, as a reference list for myself:

[ ] RE0
[ ] RE1 (REmake)
[ ] RE2
[ ] RE3
[ ] Outbreak (File #2)
[ ] Code: Veronica X
[ ] Darkside Chronicles (Operation: Javier levels)
[ ] Umbrella Chronicles (T-A.L.O.S. + bonus levels)
[ ] Revelations
[ ] RE4 (plus Assignment Ada + Separate Ways)
[ ] Degeneration (I know it's not a game. NO SMART-MOUTHING TY)
[ ] RE5 (plus Lost in Nightmares + Desperate Escape)

...Looking at it like that, it's actually a bit daunting. Until I remember that most of them can be beaten in under ten hours, anyway. I do intend to do each one blank slate -- as in, no carry-over weapons or supplies from previous files (except for alternate costumes in the cases of 0, 1, and 3 because HECK YEAH I LOVE THEM). I'm not sure whether I'll do both Chris' and Jill's stories in RE1 or just one of them, but for RE2, I'll only do the Claire-Leon scenario (as opposed to Claire-Leon AND Leon-Claire). I'm not a huge fan of RE2, okay, so sue me.

I'm actually not sure how I'll handle Outbreak, though; since it's not directly canon, I might do all the other games first and then just kinda screw around with it since it has been forever since I played it and I was positively awful back then, SO.

Overall, three months to beat eleven games, more or less, and watch one movie. RE0 might give me trouble just because it's been so long and I haven't played it as much as the others; I tend to die in RE2 more than any other game in the series; I've only played CV once, too, and AUGH GOD THOSE WESKER LEVELS IN UC I AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THEM. B|; Still, even if I just play for a couple hours each night, I should finish with plenty of time to spare.

Ideally.

WISH ME LUCK?

This was easily one of the best (though weirdest) dreams I've ever had.

It starts off with the Scarecrow from Batman, who's managed to sneak his fear toxin into a huge batch of bottled drinks at a factory. Turns out he's working with Kefka Palazzo, who's just taken to spraying people directly in the face with the toxin by showing up at birthday parties, where the people let him in because they assume he's the clown that's coming to perform (except he's also dressed in Claus Lester's clothes?).

Somehow, I find out about the plan and try to stop it, but they kidnap me and toss me in the back of their car. While in the backseat, I overhear them saying that the cure for the toxin is a chemical found in chapstick and lemons. yeah idek I somehow manage to get free and end up on a college campus, so I decide that I'll hack into the college's network, get every student and teacher email address, and send out a mass email telling everyone how to protect themselves against the toxin. BUT hacking is too difficult, so two friends of mine come in to help (I can't remember who; one male, one female). The first stage of the hack requires the user to draw these complicated symbols, which Female Friend handles, and in the second, you have to play a level of this side-scrolling Legend of Zelda game as Zelda, which Male Friend does.

CHANGE OF SCENERY -- alory_shannon and tao_empress are out having lunch together somewhere and discussing The Hunger Games when Alory's cell goes off, saying it just received my mass email. They read it and realize the threat and word gets around, so everyone starts buying chapstick and lemonade. As Tao thinks it all over, she comes to the conclusion that this fear toxin incident has revealed that the Matrix conspiracy is true, that I'm apparently Neo, and that I have to save the world -- and then she posts about it in her LJ.

Switch scenery again, and it's me thinking to myself, "DON'T WORRY, GUYS -- I WILL FIND YOU BOTH AND UNPLUG YOU FROM THE MATRIX AND WE WILL JOIN THE REBELLION TOGETHER! >8|"

FIN.

...I srsly don't even know wtf my subconscious is thinking sometimes. ALL THE SAME, I THOUGHT IT WAS AWESOME -- AND HECK YEAH THE THREE OF US WOULD BE AMAZING IN THE MATRIX, Y/N? X'DD For my training programs, just install Naruto, Resident Evil, The Karate Kid, and The Lord of the Rings in my head and I'm good to go.

omg

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OH MAH GAWD



( BEWARE OF CAPSLOCK AND LARGE FONT AND RANTS AND FANGIRLING/FANGASMING AND RAMPANT GIFs AND GOODNESS KNOWS WHAT ELSE )

its_game_time: Btwww, while Chris is screwing around with his amnesia, I'll just say that Jill just touched one of Solidus Snake's tentacles. 8>
its_game_time: I'll let him interpret that as he will.
its_game_time: Because I'm horrible.
starwolf333: Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
its_game_time: |D
starwolf333: Chris is unamused.
its_game_time: I don't care. I'm amused.
its_game_time: <3
starwolf333: Hehe
its_game_time: I only hurt the ones I love, you know. It's only natural of a writer.


...And for the record, it was a FIGHT scene, I swear.