You don't win the battle by doing what's right

TL;DR Revelations review, broken into three parts:

( Gameplay review 'n such - no spoilers )

( Story review/rant/love/hate/other stuff - SPOILERS. BEWARE. )

( RE6 tie-in speculations; AGAIN, SPOILERS. )

Chances are everyone's already seen the amazing awesome new video for RE: Revelations, BUT as I tossed in over at sonnentreppe, if you have a 3DS and you've got the eShop already, you can download an entirely different video that's in full 3D. And amazing. Go do it now.

...Also, am I weird for already taking a hy00j liking to Parker? |3 SOMETHING ABOUT JILL'S PARTNERS, IDEK. I expect Jessica to get a ton of hate in the days to come, though.

And lmaooooo, Jill's new VA. I expected her to go entirely deadpan and start talking about a baby Metroid. |D But I approve.

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: Spokeo.com. Officially the creepiest site ever. :| It uses Google Earth and pretty much any and every source of public information to gather info on anyone and everyone; you can search by a person's name and state and pretty much come up with everything about them -- job, income, house, a friggin' picture of said house, family members, phone number, etc. :|;;; Creeeeeepy. You can go in and take yourself out of the system, which my mom did for all of us, so if you'd like to do the same, go check it out. Again, very creepy.

Secondly: ZOMG BARRY WAS CONFIRMED FOR MERCS 3D. \o/ THE S.T.A.R.S. FAMILY IS OFFICIALLY ALL HERE the important ones, anyway AND THIS IS NOW THE BEST ROSTER EVER, consisting thus far of Chris, Claire, Jill, Wesker, Krauser, HUNK, Rebecca, and Barry, for those not keeping up. If they add anyone else, it's just icing on the cake. I am so, so happy with this lineup. ♥ And come oooon, Capcom. After all the goofy fanservice you gave us in Mercs Reunion, there MUST BE A THROWBACK LINE BETWEEN BARRY AND JILL, FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE. PLEAAAAAASE. EVEN JUST A FLEETING MENTION OF A SANDWICH WOULD KILL ME DEAD.

But oh, Goooood, the Garrador's back. ._______.;;; As if good old Dr. Salvador wasn't enough of a heart attack. Lovely. I'll just hide out on roofs and play sniper in the RE4 village, then. And never without a partner. :|

Can't. Freakin'. Wait.

Bayonetta continues to kill me with its terribly lame and try-too-hard action scenes. But I'm laughing, at least. AND I C U, YURI LOWENTHAL <3333 I'm still loving all the Capcom references and FFFFFF the Resident Evil/Devil May Cry/Viewtiful Joe/Okami all-in-one throwback was hilarious. X'DD VERY CLEVER, GUYS.

Watched the Iron Man movies for the first time. Yeah, it took me that long. I am fail. I ONLY GOT INTO IRON MAN ABOUT A YEAR AGO, OKAY, IF EVEN THAT LONG THAT ASIDE, I loved them. The fight scenes were delightful, and they didn't rely solely on CGI for everything; it was a good blend of that and actual costumes and such, so yes. Very awesome. I haven't gotten around to seeing Thor yet, but I waaaaaant. o/

I've slipped into Summer Reading Mode, courtesy of my local library, so I'll probably do a book tally on here at the end of the summer and list everything I read.

( Day 11 - Gaming system of choice. )

Currently sitting outside of Best Buy with a bunch of dudes my age and old people, lol wut. In my car, at least. BUT IT IS STILL COLD. B|

BUT SCREW IT I AM STOOOOOKED

WELL HEY THERE SEXY. ♥♥♥~~

..........and no, I don't mean the Executioner.



or even Chris, for that matter. Everything about this game IN GENERAL IS SEXY JULY CANNOT GET HERE FAST ENOUGH. >:|