You don't win the battle by doing what's right

CAPCOM, YOU BACKSTABBING INGRATE.

I defend the heck out of you time and time again, give you way too much money, and you pull a Namco Bandai and give us a half-tried version of MvC3 only to release the bigger, better, fixed up and prettier version? WTF IS THIS I HATE YOU.

I guess I should've seen it coming after all that SF bullcrap, but seriously. Barely four months after the original release?

And. Dude.

Nemesis? You're including Nemesis (among others WTH PHOENIX)?? HOW DARE YOU TEMPT ME WITH SUCH AWESOME, YOU JERKFAIS. >| Double wtf at the fact that half these characters are ones you openly deconfirmed in the past.

I DO NOT CARE IF IT'S ONLY $40 AT ITS RELEASE. If I buy it -- IF I buy it -- I'm getting it used. Partly so I save, partly so you don't get any of the cut.

You cheap whore. B|

The ones getting on my nerves nearly as much are the people going "OMG WHERE IS KEN/LEON/CLAIRE?!" Dude, Ken is a copy of Ryu, who's already a copy of Akuma, and Leon and Claire are nowhere near qualified OR unique enough to be in this game of fighters so stop whining. STFU AND USE YOUR HEADS, PLZKTHX.

/RAAAAAAAAGE

...Son of a bitch.


MAYBE ALICE CAN MAKE A CAMEO

AND SAVE THE WORLD AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS TOTES NO MOAR TROUBLE THAN ILLOGICAL PLAGA ZOMBIES

SINCE HER CRAP WAS SUCH A SUCCESS